Dear Kookaburra,
I got this blog for you, as a way to say thank you for all of the times you've taken me back over the years.
I know it's not much, and it's really not the best that I could afford to do, but really, girl, lately, you been trippin' and slightly slippin,' and my patience has worn thin, but if you hurry, there's still time to get with the program and maybe you can win me back before I head out on that date with Stephanie.
Ooop, too late.
Love Always,
Your Chicken
PS-Call me tomorrow.
